season 8 + dean being annoyingly adorable
why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn
Love this. Introversion comes in all shapes and sizes.
"But that’s not really sex then, if there’s no penis…"
Okay, so if a guy fucks you for 5 minutes and shoots out some gross white baby serum and you successfully lay there and feel little to nothing, that’s sex
But if a girl fingers/rubs/licks me for 20 minutes and I have a 60 second orgasm, it’s not sex?
I just want you to think long and hard about your sex life before you ask about mine.
The feels for this text post right now
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele